What movies have not aged well?

Dr No

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Do you like high heels?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What are some mind-blowing facts that sound unreal but are actually true?

Live and Let Die

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Octopussy

What is better, 4 more years of Trump with the media trying to hurt him, or 8 years of DeSantis with the media licking booty, or 4 to 8 years of RFK with the media hating on him all the time? (Biden is not an option, he can't win)

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Ah so!”

I told my 13-year-old daughter that she should never start a fight, but has my permission to end it. She got suspended for ending a fight that some other girl picked with her by hitting her then retreating. How do I handle the school’s response?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why can't the ISS take a picture of Earth and prove to the Flat Earth Society that Earth is not really flat?

The Man with the Golden Gun

You Only Live Twice

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why do so many people seem to hate Nickelback? They're competent and entertaining, and while they certainly aren't the absolute best music, they're still a fun listen.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Moonraker

-All the bad guys are black.

What would happen if Kakashi and Naruto switched places?

A View to a Kill

Goldfinger

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why isn't bestiality illegal in most states? If children can't consent, then animals DEFINITELY can't consent. Why is being a pedophile a crime but zoophilia is not?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why am I so jealous towards couples? Why am I tired of being single and feel my life is over?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

From Russia With Love

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why do the majority of feminists hate men (not all feminists)?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-J W Pepper

Why is Donald Trump criticized by so many people?